I watched

"The Wall"

"Sid & Nancy"

"Spinal Tap"

and

"Cocksucker Blues"

in one sitting. It's amazing my blood isn't on the floor...

Need a job very very very very soon. I don't have the stomach to sell but will do almost anything else - something above digging ditches and stopping short of sucking cock.
I'm sick of both my resume and my cover letter (and absolutely HATE the cover letter) and it's just a damn shame my interview skills are for shit because I have to, you know, act like I like people.
Well, not "like"...how's "not hate strangers"?
That work better for ya? Me, too.

I was going to post this yesterday from the scene of the crime but my phone isn't always so internet friendly.

Random thoughts from the Denver airport:
A guy asked if he could get in front of me at security because his flight was "in ten minutes." I let him. Good karma for me.
At the security gate. A family of four gets into a spirited discussion about which kid is going to sit with which parent. They hold up the line. I interrupt said spirited discussion to inform them of this and step in front of them to get through security. Bad karma for me.
Lots of barking dogs.

I started packing tonight.
No fun.
Not the physical act, that's easy.
It's the thinking during it - all of the things I did right, the many things I've done wrong.
All which brought me to this point, and all that which is making me move on.

Again...

Long time no...nothing...

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Unfcknblvbl, that's me. Rather, that's a screen name I came up with in 1994 when creating a topic in a forum in college. Before there were millions of forums there was one - Forum (I think). I was subsequently lambasted by the Forum members for coming up with a vaguely-subversive yet "very rude name", who knew it'd be such a hit?

Anyway, I don't own the name but want to...
T-shirt company?

Ideas? Hit me up with your comments!
Please.

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Dinner. Splurged.
Gourmet $.99 burritos from the local grocery store.
Sweet.
Here are the, I shit you not, exact directions:

MICROWAVE
Remove burrito from wrapper and place on a microwave safe plate. Heat uncovered on Full power. Flip burrito to heat thoroughly. Caution - filling may be hot.

No cook times given. It's about time the frozen burrito giants let we the consumer take burrito cooking into our own hands and decide for ourselves for how long a frozen-rat-in-a-wrapper should be nuked in the white box that clings to the kitchen wall...

Unemployment sucks.
Fuck everyone.

Have a nice day...

I just say, "No."
My better half has been trying to teach me to say, "No, thank you," but that hasn't been working out too well for her. She says I'm too mean/intimidating.

People hate it when you just tell them, "No." In fact, it most often really disturbs them and/or pisses them off...but I find it to be most effective.

SELL THE HOUSE
SELL THE CAR
SELL THE KIDS
FIND SOMEONE ELSE
FORGET IT
I'M NEVER COMING BACK
FORGET IT