The other day someone says to me Bubba, (that's me) I could whip out my jigsaw and make those myself ya know and I says to him Goober (that was him) you probably think you could do that alright, but the butt ugly truth is that you'd butcher up $20 of lumber figuring out how to make square holes with a round drill bit and at the end of the day your wife would be pissed about you tracking sawdust through her kitchen while wasting three days making a stupid flat piece of wood she doesn't want anywhere in her house and you're an idiot for even thinking you know to do something like that now go bring in the groceries, feed the dog and clean up this huge mess you made. And then order one of these things from Bubba.
There are distinct advantages to owning one of these fine specimens. First of which is that I already made the mess and cleaned it up. Second, these will make your guitar stay in tune and your strings last longer. Third is the money goes to pay for our server space. We're grownups over here and we pay our way on the internet, we don't mooch it.
Also, any excess funds from the sales go directly to the SaveTheGayBabyWhalesFoundation.com. Please, think of the children.
There were supposed to be a dozen of this style but the router ate some for lunch. Only 7 survived.Gibsons
