Dinner. Splurged.
Gourmet $.99 burritos from the local grocery store.
Sweet.
Here are the, I shit you not, exact directions:
MICROWAVE
Remove burrito from wrapper and place on a microwave safe plate. Heat uncovered on Full power. Flip burrito to heat thoroughly. Caution - filling may be hot.
No cook times given. It's about time the frozen burrito giants let we the consumer take burrito cooking into our own hands and decide for ourselves for how long a frozen-rat-in-a-wrapper should be nuked in the white box that clings to the kitchen wall...
Orville Redenbacher and his fucking red bow tie cannot be far behind!
Fuck, there is no way in hell this is how Dr. Hunter S. Thompson started.
The Decline of Any Civilization
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